Here is a couple of jokes:
A guy finds a sheep wandering his neighborhood and takes it to the police station. The desk sergeant says. "Why don't you just take it to the zoo?
The next day, the sergeant spots the same guy walking down the street- with the sheep.
"I thought I told you to take that sheep to the zoo," the sergeant says.
"I know what you told me," the guy responds. "Yesterday I took him to the zoo. Today I'm taking him to the movies."
Harry can't figure out what to get his girlfriend for her birthday. "Oh," she says, "just take me someplace expensive." So he drops her off at the gas station.
3 comments:
haha! emily- did you get the jokes?
i don't get it.......
duh. of course i get it. when do i not get things. i'm a college grad.
that hasn't helped you in the past. but whatever you say darlin.
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